I am emerging from my den of silence to ask....how in the world does one qualify for this email???
"Did you suffer a gallbladder injury while using birthcontrol?"
No, as it turns out I didn't. And while we're on the subject, I don't want to make any organs/body parts bigger/smaller, especially the ones that do not pertain to my gender. I do not care if you are from CzechoslaIndiaPakiTurkeyStan and have a phenomenal deal for me, I am too smart to send you my credit card info, blood type, and SS number in exchange for
$$534,553,333 USD. No, thanks, I'll pass. And I also do not need a degree, a new job, a pet, a girlfriend, a snuggie, a shamwow, a new nose, permanent makeup, or to make a billion dollars by working from home after I send you $192 to tell me how it works. I'm just not interested. So real people...keep the emails coming. Everyone else...please head directly to the folder titled J-U-N-K. Gracias.
PS...real post coming soon...trip to Lancaster/Canton...Demolition derby photos...get excited!
"Did you suffer a gallbladder injury while using birthcontrol?"
No, as it turns out I didn't. And while we're on the subject, I don't want to make any organs/body parts bigger/smaller, especially the ones that do not pertain to my gender. I do not care if you are from CzechoslaIndiaPakiTurkeyStan and have a phenomenal deal for me, I am too smart to send you my credit card info, blood type, and SS number in exchange for
$$534,553,333 USD. No, thanks, I'll pass. And I also do not need a degree, a new job, a pet, a girlfriend, a snuggie, a shamwow, a new nose, permanent makeup, or to make a billion dollars by working from home after I send you $192 to tell me how it works. I'm just not interested. So real people...keep the emails coming. Everyone else...please head directly to the folder titled J-U-N-K. Gracias.
PS...real post coming soon...trip to Lancaster/Canton...Demolition derby photos...get excited!
