Monday, November 9

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I am emerging from my den of silence to ask....how in the world does one qualify for this email???

"Did you suffer a gallbladder injury while using birthcontrol?"

No, as it turns out I didn't. And while we're on the subject, I don't want to make any organs/body parts bigger/smaller, especially the ones that do not pertain to my gender. I do not care if you are from CzechoslaIndiaPakiTurkeyStan and have a phenomenal deal for me, I am too smart to send you my credit card info, blood type, and SS number in exchange for
$$534,553,333 USD. No, thanks, I'll pass. And I also do not need a degree, a new job, a pet, a girlfriend, a snuggie, a shamwow, a new nose, permanent makeup, or to make a billion dollars by working from home after I send you $192 to tell me how it works. I'm just not interested. So real people...keep the emails coming. Everyone else...please head directly to the folder titled J-U-N-K. Gracias.

PS...real post coming soon...trip to Lancaster/Canton...Demolition derby photos...get excited!


3 comments:

red said...

My inbox is full of Big Black Single Women ad's. I have NO idea.

Sher said...

Didn't you tell me you were in need of some viagra? Let me know - I could forward you a few ads myself.

Mom B said...

SERIOUSLY - where do these emails come from??? I looked at a few bathroom fixtures on line and am now flooded with bathroom contractors' emails soliciting work! ''


P.S. Are you feeling better yet?