A Good Education

so. i work with kids. lots of them. sometimes they have little pearls of wisdom for me. here is a random sampling of a few of my favorites:

• "last one there is a ROCKIN' egg"
• "you should only call 911 like if your mom dies or your house gets robberized"
• "i think i should eat more potato skins because i'm forgetting everything these days"
• "i didn't see a video, it was a MOVIE!!!"
• "duh, dynamite is out, bombs are now"
• upon pointing to a headstone i drew and asking what it represented, a client answered "rest in pieces!!"

P.S. you may notice that my scorpion count has not been updated for 14 days. this is not because i have gotten lazy. we have been scorpion-free for 2 weeks. either the new weatherstripping on the doors or the rain is the cause for this great thing in my life. either way, hallelujah!